All of the articles here are written by me or Scot, and have been blessed by the Dalai Lama who is our webmaster. If for some strange reason you disagree with something we wrote, (or love it, if you’re cool) post on the message boards and we’ll respond telling you why we’re right. (Unless we’re wrong in which case we’ll fire the Dalai Lama.) Happy Reading.       GLEIBONICS by Ben Gleib The Future is in Jeopardy! A few words on getting older   Helpful Hints to Kill Your Neighbor We all want to kill our neighbors. Here's how! Youthful Evolution A resolution with staying power! The Real World Is a Bitch Space Travel Is a Jip! The Procrastinator’s Big Deadline The world’s ending, so get outta bed! Dark Side Development In college? Now's the time to act crazy WORDS OF WISDUMB by Scot Richardson A Jew in Life, A Christian During the Holidays College Product Reviews Stories, Tales, Lies, and Exaggerations STDs, Joan Rivers, & Mariah Carey is a Robot A Few Thoughts on Reality TV The Lost Art of Love Things on my mind    EXTRA SHIT a grab bag of written words Mr. Manners by Scot Richardson Handshakes vs. Kissing on the Mouth Bush’s Letter to College Students     GLEIB’S ONLINE DIARY True entries from a strange Hollywood Life October 6, 2005 Andy Dick's Dick   September 25, 2005 My Pact to Party   February 16, 2005 A poem I wrote on the road   December 17 , 2004 Michael Jackson, Cheese, & the Holiday Spirit November 6, 2004 I don’t want to be Dan Aykroyd October 2, 2004 Dave Chappelle and Traci Bingham’s panties September 7, 2004 Getting felt up by Ashlee Simpson September 4, 2004 Sell a show or live on the streets?